imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
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Spock laughed again. Then he saw Kirk’s face. He reached out weakly and found Kirk’s arm then his hand and took a startled Kirk’s hand in his own. ”Jim” Spock said. McCoy looked his astonishment at the visible and unashamed emotion on Spock’s face as he clutched Kirk’s hand. Kirk returned the pressure and brought his other hand to cover Spock’s holding it between both of his signaling Spock that there was no shame in either giving or in answering fully. ”This simple feeling…” Spock struggled for strength ”…is so far…beyond Vejur’s comprehension…”
^As written by Gene Roddenberry himself. Your argument didn’t even make the discussion table.
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plasticodoband: Oh I got a specific one! In Monty Python ‘the funniest joke in the world’ is allegedly in German. Do you know if there’s any REAL German in it?
- I’ve never seen anything Monty Python, so, I don’t know. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gpjk_MaCGM
This.
Avery Bullock
American Dad 1x05
MUST NOT COMMENT
I’ve convinced myself Bullock is Mirror Picard that does cocaine.
He’s my second favorite character. The first being Roger (pictured on TV)
Good ol’ Nine
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Well this is different.

Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan
1969. The birth of the internet. The world is changed forever. Who knows what this new marvelous invention will bring us years from now? What will the future bring us? The possibilities are endless!
2013:
D̜̪͎̏ͭ́͜Ĭ̴͍̅͝D̴̬̯̎ͪ̿ͧ͋ͩ ̵̡̫̭͇̼͈̰̊ͧ̏ͬ̊̆̔ͅY̨̪̻̫̣̒̓͟O̗̞͚͕̞͋̈̏ͫ̒ͫ͠͞U̢̫̲͈̫̙̣̺ͣͨ̋̓̔́͞ ̭͖͚̗̎̉̿̀̚͡Ç̱͖̃̎ͣ̉̓U̸̢̦͎͎̝ͩ̑̆͌ͮͫ͛͗T̺̬̹͇̳̔ͮ̄̓ͭͧ͋ͯ̀ ̷̢̛̻͈̬̲̦̀̔̅ͣͥ̌̀Dͦͬ͏̨̖̩O͕͎̝̣̰̟ͥ͋ͩ͌ͣ̕͟W̭̳̦͓͓͇̝ͯͬ̌͢Ņ͖͕͕͎͖̠̗̃̒̂̔́ ̸̲̫̘̫̜̣͎̈ͣͧ̎̒ͭͣ͟Ţ̦̝͖̪͎̘͔͑̑̈͒̀ͫH̡͙̖͍͛̎̎̓ͧͩ̔Iͯ̌͂̾͌͂͏̷̜̬͎͕Ş̧̘͈̻̃ͭͫ͘ ̺̘̝̩̩ͯ́ͅT͙̱͓̖̪ͮͯͭ̔͑̚͜ͅR̦̬͍̫̬̺̜̖̳͗̈́ͮ͢͡Ĕ҉̤̟̞̱̠̜̭̯͘Ȅ̴̖̺̼͇̞͙̗̗ͩͨͩ̓̋̎?̵̜̫̜͇̩̪͓̙͎ͧͨ̈́̓͋
fUCKING HELL
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